Tag: humor
group name: gatherlovers
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July 13, 2007 10:25 AM EDT --
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (This applies to most of my friends, as well.)
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all . . .
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August 07, 2008 07:05 PM EDT --
This is a funny from my email:
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are . . .
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March 13, 2009 12:19 PM EDT --
Dame Ruth is allowing us to vent about something we hate...Here's my entry.
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Some of you who have followed what I write . . .
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May 17, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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October 15, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
It's Wednesday. I think that means we could all do with some humor. Here are some funny signs that have been spotted in various places. Enjoy.
In a Toilet: Toilet out of . . .
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June 28, 2007 06:03 PM EDT --
“These hie words have thoroughly taxed my brain …
in ways that may have made me insane!”
by Autumn Farrington
Insane…for wishing for more of . . .
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August 31, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
There are two “people” living in my house (that I have never seen) but who clearly live here. They have names I don’t know & I didn’t do it, yet I cannot receive a SS# for them . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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June 19, 2007 11:41 AM EDT --
As I remarked with Sue's article this promo made me get off my lazy butt and put some photos up. I tried to have some accountabilty for my photos, I didn't just photograph my toes(gawd, that . . .
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February 24, 2009 03:04 AM EST --
I was dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I had been . . .
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December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . .
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December 30, 2007 02:14 AM EST --
OK, today is Saturday and I haven't been out of the house since Monday. That's right, Monday. All week I've been taking care of whinny sick children who like to argue with one another . . .
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November 07, 2008 09:14 PM EST --
The teacher of this second grader told me this story at lunch in the teacher's lounge.
She had a seven year old who struggled to write. She would grasp her fat pencil so tightly and . . .
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January 29, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
What's Black and Blue and laying in a ditch?.............................
Someone who told to many Blonde Jokes.
:)
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March 17, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not . . .
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . .
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June 06, 2008 02:51 PM EDT --
One of the ladies I work with in the ferret club is blond. Very blond. She's a nice person, but sometimes she's very hard to understand.
One day she was at a Petco doing a FAD (Ferret Awareness . . .
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July 16, 2008 03:55 PM EDT --
I work at a major University. We have to do all our accounting stuff (like credit card rectification and expense reports) online. First, we have to log in with our general ID and password, then we have . . .
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . .
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February 24, 2008 05:52 PM EST --
Someone who apparently worked for the dentist who killed himself posted on my article about it. [Here's the link to the article: What a strange feeling--my dentist killed himself! ] The article was . . .
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