Tag: jokes
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January 29, 2009 02:59 PM EST --
What's Black and Blue and laying in a ditch?.............................
Someone who told to many Blonde Jokes.
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March 25, 2009 04:16 PM EDT --
Received this today and the ending wasn't what I expected lol
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John . . .
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February 24, 2009 03:04 AM EST --
I was dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I had been . . .
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August 28, 2007 09:11 PM EDT --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied. "Two years older than me."
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June 07, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
>>> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
>>> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,
>>> they left the restaurant, . . .
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June 11, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE . . .
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . .
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March 27, 2009 11:45 PM EDT --
A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, . . .
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:25 PM EST --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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March 27, 2009 07:23 PM EDT --
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Arizona; so she wrote to a travel trailer . . .
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February 08, 2009 11:17 PM EST --
A horse friend sent me this. I loved it. I took care of racehorses for years. Unfortunately, they stay in the stall a lot. I do think a horse wrote this, because it's so true. . . .
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December 31, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at the
grocery store and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked
if I had a dog?
Duh? On impulse, . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:01 PM EDT --
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
Arizona dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had . . .
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February 29, 2008 06:03 PM EST --
You're from Michigan if...
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns . . .
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January 06, 2008 09:46 PM EST --
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles . . .
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June 04, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
When my daughter was four she was walking with her 10 years old sister. She saw graffiti on the street. The little one asked her older sister to read it. The older girl distracted the . . .
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June 04, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
I thought these were great even though I have heard some of them before. I received this in my email.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter . . .
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November 11, 2007 09:23 AM EST --
I got some laughs out of these when I read them in my email.
A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth?"
One little girl . . .
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